Rusty Harper is happier than you because he is retired and living with the love of his life, Pat Callbeck Harper, in Helena, Montana.
If he is so darned happy, why is he inflicting this drivel on the rest of us, you may ask. Because it builds character, he (the English major) adds in a sentence fragment. If you aren’t smart enough not to read it, then you deserve what you get. That is called karma. If you allow my dogma to run over your karma, then that is the universe’s way of saying that instead of wasting time reading this, you should have baked a cake, run for Congress, started an impeachment petition, or otherwise helped spruce up the world. Don’t just sit there. Get with it.